promises made to onself..

now help me on this one:

1) what is the shittiest promise that one can make to oneself?

is it:

a) denying yourself cheese
b) denying yourself chocolate
c) going on further and denying yourself the basic neural impulses which largely dominate your cerebellum for most of the day
d) all of the above
e) what the hell

have you ever made a promise to yourself, which, in its moment of conception looks grand and supreme? But when it comes to carrying out the same, it turns out to be a torturous, ball-crunching, strawberry smelling, no-brainer, ball crunching (did i mention it earlier) ordeal! It defies all the rules of the 'here and now' theory, puts the makers of 'kal ho naa ho' to shame and generally creates a sickly feeling in one of the recesses of your stomach.

well..i have made such a promise... and whosoever has the misfortune of reading this..i shall tell you not to do the same and save your intestines a lot of stress.

damn!